So, the carrier pigeon option was just a joke. Unfortunately, we can't really communicate with you via pigeon. I mean, I guess we technically could, but it would require a lot of effort. First, we’d need to source a whole flock of pigeons, hire a pigeon consultant, build a centralized pigeon hub, set up rally points and transfer stations, and—perhaps the biggest challenge—train the pigeons to work well together. Oh, and then we’d have to teach them how to read addresses and street signs.

Honestly, it sounds like a bit of a headache. And if we went through all that trouble, we’d probably stop being a recruiting company and pivot to becoming a full-fledged, vertically integrated carrier pigeon delivery service. Can you imagine the novelty? We’d get a ton of curious customers who’d want to try it out just for fun—probably once, and then never again. But hey, we’d still make boatloads of cash, because let’s be real: sending anything via pigeon isn’t going to be cheap, and you better believe we’d slap an outrageous markup on that service. Who knows? If this wild pigeon venture takes off, maybe we’ll end up working with you anyway!

So, the carrier pigeon option was just a joke. Unfortunately, we can't really communicate with you via pigeon. I mean, I guess we technically could, but it would require a lot of effort. First, we’d need to source a whole flock of pigeons, hire a pigeon consultant, build a centralized pigeon hub, set up rally points and transfer stations, and—perhaps the biggest challenge—train the pigeons to work well together. Oh, and then we’d have to teach them how to read addresses and street signs.

Honestly, it sounds like a bit of a headache. And if we went through all that trouble, we’d probably stop being a recruiting company and pivot to becoming a full-fledged, vertically integrated carrier pigeon delivery service. Can you imagine the novelty? We’d get a ton of curious customers who’d want to try it out just for fun—probably once, and then never again. But hey, we’d still make boatloads of cash, because let’s be real: sending anything via pigeon isn’t going to be cheap, and you better believe we’d slap an outrageous markup on that service. Who knows? If this wild pigeon venture takes off, maybe we’ll end up hiring you!